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Dana Nessel Gets Trashed / Wasted During Football Tailgate!

Dana Nessel Gets Trashed / Wasted During Football Tailgate!

by John Clore

2 weeks ago

Lansing - During the Michigan University, Michigan State University game, Dana Nessel has admitted to drinking too much, to the point of being sick during a college football tailgate. 

Nessel blamed two bloody marys on an empty stomach for making her feel ill. 

""I laid low for a while, but my friends recommended that I leave so as to prevent me from vomiting on any of my constituents,"




Nessel said her staff said that she'd benefit from hiring a crisis management company to help her navigate what she called "TAILGATE-GATE," but she wanted to speak directly to her constituents.


Some were not as forgiving and accused her of showing a lack of judgment as the state's top attorney. "The issue isn’t that she got embarrassingly drunk at our state’s most-watched public event, it’s that she is completely erratic, irrational, and lacks judgment," Tori Sachs, the executive director of the conservative Michigan Freedom Fund, said, according to Fox 2 Detroit. Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Nessel's office did not immediately respond.

Above, Governor Gretchen Whitmer, along with MIGOP Chair Ron Weiser, and Attorney General Dana Nessel.


"Sometimes I screw up," she said in the statement.  "This was definitely one of those times. My apologies to the entire state of Michigan for this mishap, but especially that Michigan fan sitting behind me. Some things you can’t un-see."




  • What the Hell is Ron Wissner hanging out with these two, the Governor and the AG?!
    This is exactly what is with the state GOP! They think their just a fellow colleague.

    Dairus Reynnet on

  • Usually, Nessels drug of choice is meth.

    CC on

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